What you find online... (Grindr)

  • Started in Grindr, a handsome guy sends me a message.
  • Christopher: Hello there, You are hot.
  • Me: Thanks man.
  • Christopher: Wanna meet? I have great oral skills.
  • (a day passes)
  • Christpher: Hey man. You are no interested in meeting?
  • Christopher: (201) 555 1234
  • Christopher: Text me.
  • (Another day passes)
  • Christopher: Why haven't you text me? Send me a message. Please?
  • (I text him)
  • Me: Hello Christopher.
  • Me: This is Lucas, from Grindr.
  • Christopher: Hi gorgeous man
  • Me: How are you Christopher.
  • Christopher: Good, so tired from cleaning all day
  • Me: A clean apartment is a good place to be tired at.
  • Christopher: Yes,I want your cock tho...lol
  • (I was doing a photoshop, so I couldn’t reply right away)
  • Christopher: Sorry, didn't mean to upset you
  • Me: I am kind if busy now. Photoshot. Hard to chat when there is a camera in my face.
  • Christopher: Who are you posing for? At this hour? I didn't know you were a model
  • Christopher: Hello?
  • (next morning I woke up to this)
  • Christopher: Now you are just ignoring me?
  • Christopher: You just stop replying to my texts
  • Christopher: I don't understand why
  • Christopher: Why are you dismissing me? And ignoring me?
  • Me: Yes?
  • Christopher: Why are you dismissing me?
  • Christopher: You're being very weird and rude dude. I'm a good person
  • Me: Christopher, We haven't meet. We started texting about 12 hours ago.
  • I am sorry Christopher, but I don't respond very well to drama, guilt trips of unnecessary questioning.
  • Christopher: I'm not trying to make you feel guilty about anything
  • Me: If I didn't text back right the second, I might have been busy. You automatically assumed I was ignoring you on purpose.
  • Christopher: Having a conversation and then being ignored is rude, no matter when we began texting.
  • Me: Ok then...
  • Christopher: I assumed you were, hence why I asked instead of assumed, then you freaked out, lol
  • Me: I'm am sorry you feel this way.
  • Christopher: Your text was odd, so I felt inquired to ask
  • Christopher: So, then why not just reply instead of dismiss me? Lol
  • Me: Have good day Christopher. Sorry this didn't work out.
  • Christopher: You're being very rude and weird dude. Lol. Are you not able to have a simple conversation? What are you hiding?
  • You're being weird, lol. I want to hookup, why are you being weird? Lol just a typical NYC gay like every other guy?
  • Christopher: Hello?
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